Tuesday, November 30, 2004
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Monday, November 29, 2004
THE PRESS: Awww
Q Mr. President --
THE PRESIDENT: Identify yourself, please.
Q I'm with Bloomberg News. I'm Jay Newton-Small.
THE PRESIDENT: Thank you, welcome.
Q Thank you.
THE PRESIDENT: Do you know Scott? (Laughter.)
Q Very well.
Q We ride in a lot of vans together.
THE PRESIDENT: You might ask him why he didn't shave. But go ahead.
THE PRESS: Awww .
He's just too fucking adorable.
Doesn't that last line just really sum everything up?
link via Wonkette
OverSpun 2005
Iraqi Civilians Don't Count
When we say we want to reform intelligence and change it fundamentally, making this restructuring of government one of the largest in history, we think that's pretty major. We have to remember that we know we've got this problem with the military. But more people died on September 11, double the number that have died so far in Iraq. I mean, we are facing very serious problems on the home front here, and we believe the kind of recommendations we've made, the kind of criticisms we made in the report are valid and that, therefore, changes have to be made to protect us all.I hope he just misspoke. I hope he's not really under the impression that more innocent people died on 9/11 than in Bush's "shock and awe"-ing of Iraq.
I hope a lot of things.
Sunday, November 28, 2004
GOP *heart* colored children
Here's more:
( Alabama Christian Coalition President John Giles) was aided by a virtually unparalleled Alabama celebrity in his battle against the amendment, distributing testimonials from former chief justice Roy Moore, whose fame was sealed in 2003 when he defied a federal court order to remove a two-ton granite Ten Commandments monument from the rotunda of the Alabama Supreme Court. They were joined by former Moore aide Tom Parker, who handed out miniature Confederate flags this fall during his successful campaign for a seat on the Alabama Supreme Court.
Thursday, November 25, 2004
Happy Thanksgiving
Wednesday, November 24, 2004
Daily Show Clips- CIA and Cabinet Shake-Ups
Bush & Rummy Keeping Their Distance From Hardship Of War
And now, apparently, Rumsfeld's obsession with machines and their efficiency has translated into his using one to replace his own John Hancock on KIA (killed in action) letters to parents and spouses. Two Pentagon-based colonels, who've both insisted on anonymity to protect their careers, have indignantly reported that the SecDef has relinquished this sacred duty to a signature device rather than signing the sad documents himself.More about the Autopen machine:
[...]
Dr. Ted Smith, whose son Eric was among the first 100 killed in Iraq, notes that the letter he received from the commander in chief was signed with a thick, green marking pen. I thought it was stamped then and do even now. He had time for golf and the ranch but not enough to sign a decent signature with a pen for his beloved hero soldiers. I was going to send the letter back but did not. I am sorry I didn't.
Autopen signatures have a couple of giveaway flaws: First, they are often done in Sharpie, which hides the fact that the machine signatures are of a consistent line width from beginning to end, due to the unchanging pressure-- not often the case with actual signatures, which will show some variance of line width, particularly at the end of strokes. Indeed, autopens will often show a wider spot, or "dot" at the beginning and end of the signature, where the pen was placed on the paper, and where it stopped and was lifted off the paper.
Second, autopenned signatures will be EXACTLY the same every time, from a given matrix. This is sometimes disguised by movement (intentionally or not) of the paper. Still there will be the same spacing, height of letters, length of signature, etc. Autopens can be sniffed out and confirmed if two signatures are identical. Humans aren't that precise. It's impossible for a live person to generate identical signatures even if they try.
Here are some samples of GWB's autopenned signature from Stephen Beck's site:
Dean for DNC

Apparently Iowa Gov. Tom Vilsack will not run for the head of the DNC. How will we go on? Here's my favorite part of CNN.com's report on this heart-stopping announcement:
Former presidential candidate Howard Dean has called party regulars, expressing his interest in the DNC job. Other Democrats interested in the job or being asked to pursue it include Harold Ickes, adviser to former President Clinton; Leo Hindery, former chairman of the Yankees Entertainment & Sports Network LLC, a New York-based sports cable channel that televises New York Yankees' baseball games; former Denver Mayor Wellington Webb and former Dallas Mayor Ron Kirk.I like Dean. He was marginalized by Democrats and Republicans during his presidential run, in part because he promised to clean out the DNC if elected. Terry McBucks (as David Corn calls him in The Nation) and the Clintonian corporate liberals had their shot. They've been an unmitigated disaster. It's time to torch the political landscape and let new growth appear. The only remaining use for the DNC's current leaders is as compost.
Former Sen. Bob Kerrey, D-Neb., said Monday that the Democratic Party is fortunate that Hindery wants the job, describing the former chairman and CEO of AT&T Broadband as a successful New York City businessman who understands the Republican-leaning regions of the country.
"He can be a unifier and be a neutral broker," Kerrey said in a telephone interview.
The Democrats need a populist -- badly -- not a corporate CEO from New York. Dean may be the best choice. He's certainly been the most creative Democrat in message and tactics in recent years, which is probably why he got such a severe beatdown in the primaries. He actually stood for change -- something the Democratic National Corp. wanted no part of.
Tuesday, November 23, 2004
Monday, November 22, 2004
FCC Beat-Down
Powell belongs at the bottom of the barrel with the lowliest of the bunch. He is an agenda masquerading as a man, the proverbial pompous ass and, worse, a genuine threat to freedom of speech.Speak it, brother...
link
Bush Apparently Announces New Iraq Election Day
From the CNN transcript:
"I notice today that the elections are on schedule for June (sic) 30th. Think how far that society has come, from the days of mass grave and torture chambers to the day in which they're going to be voting for a president."Again, I'm a little concerned that Bush still hasn't been told that they're not voting for a President- they're voting for representatives in a National Assembly... but that's a lesser point. Either Bush let a secret backup date slip, or he's a moron.
Tough call.
I'm Still Here
Thanks for picking up the slack, AJ, I'll be back late today...
Hidden tricks
1. What kind of mindset decides to get this passed? Everybody thinks this is a bad idea, but there it was, a vote away from being law. What's scary is Istook says it was all a "misunderstanding," which will probably pass as acceptable to mainstream media. This may be a forecast of the years to come: Shit, we got caught ... we didn't really mean it.
2. What else is in the 1,000-page tax bill? Maybe the blogosphere should undertake a collective project to read everything the GOP is passing, because it doesn't seem like we can rely on our elected officials to do it.
Saturday, November 20, 2004
Weekend Rambling
That said, here's my take on the current situation (for what it's worth). I happen to have working knowledge of my community's Democratic and Republican parties. The Republicans are young, slick and devoted. They move where they're needed and spend tens of thousands of dollars ferociously contesting state-level races in the hopes of expanding their parties state house majority. They're great at what they do, and they're having a great time doing it.
Local Democrats are old, naive and arrogant. They believe they're right, and dismiss everyone else. They leave important local offices uncontested and offer no resistance to our Republican congressman, state senator or assemblyman. They don't organize. They're not diverse. They have no money. They're annoying to talk to. There's just no life there. (Think about it: Who are the political stars of the moment? Bush, Cheney, McCain, Schwarzenegger ... would a Democrat crack the top 10? Maybe Hillary and Obama -- I'm sure they'll play well in the red states.)
I speak all of this as the critic outsider -- a despicable role to be sure -- but Democrats have proven their inaptitude over and over. They just ran two failed presidential elections based on "anybody but the other guy." The party allowed Al Gore and John Kerry to be completely defined by Bush, et al. As Democrats search for their direction, people keep asking the question: Now where do Democrats go? My guess: Anywhere Karl Rove wants them to, unless they can invigorate the local parties. The difference between the parties is the young Republican in a suit working 80 hours a week for a property tax ban, and an unkempt Democrat blaming "rednecks" for Kerry's defeat. One side actually does something, while the other side whines and laments.
Of course, this isn't everyone. But in my community, a mid-sized city in the Midwest, it's certainly the case. The Democrats here are sick, and it may be spreading.
Friday, November 19, 2004
Neal Pollack
I buy all his crap. It's like a compulsion- ever since the masterful "The Neal Pollack Anthology Of American Literature" I've been addicted.
Rice's Chip Implant Operation Complete
We know the truth, and we have enough tin foil to last years!!! YEARS!!!
Naked Back
It's been five days and somehow people are still expressing outrage over it.
The only thing offensive about this was that ABC used NFL players to promote their horrible programming- I think we can do without that. If it was truly offensive you'd think Entertainment Tonight wouldn't air it in the middle of the day and that ESPN wouldn't have aired it every hour on the hour.
The more troubling question is this: Would this be a big deal if it had been a black chick? Or a white player? Could this be a race thing? (I admit, I'm always the last to see that angle... but I'm cribbing that thought from Howard Stern's show a few days ago.)
So which is it, hopeless puritanism or latent racism?
Update:
My God- how naive of me... check out what Limbaugh said about the skit:
Even Rush Limbaugh, who made a racially charged critique of McNabb last season, chimed in on his radio show, saying he was "shocked" by the content, which was "too close to this Kobe Bryant situation for comfort."I'm sure I'm pointing out the obvious here, but that's an incredibly racist thing to say. Are we to understand that every time a black man and a white woman are in the same room a rape case will result?
Rush- whatever it is you're taking this week, do us all a favor and double the dosage.
New Debt Ceiling: $8,180,000,000,000
At least, I won't.
I hereby raise my debt ceiling so's I can buy a ninja uniform. On account'a I wanna be a ninja.
link
Thursday, November 18, 2004
Pardon?

I understand why he was holding it by the neck... no one wants to see this happen again:

I would bet he's pardoned more turkeys than prisoners on death row. Wacky.
The Onion
Wednesday, November 17, 2004
Limbaugh Drug Scandal Case Goes To FL Supreme Court
Last month, the appeals court rejected the conservative radio commentator's claim that his privacy rights trumped investigators' power to seize his medical records. Limbaugh appealed, asking the appeals court to rehear his case or refer it to the Supreme Court.It's not hard to imagine Limbaugh's mindset- thinking about those bygone days of hitting the maid up for thousands of OxyContins, Lorcets, hydrocodones... and the little blue ones... what are those called? Bluies? Going to the "grocery store" to get some "cabbage," waiting in the Denny's parking lot, handing over the cabbage for the cigar box full of pills... All just hoping to ease the pain of his horrible, horrible life. Gotta be really hard.
The Supreme Court could decline to hear the case, which would allow the lower court's decision to stand.
Good times.
link
George & Condi Sitting In A Tree

Anyone have any other pictures of Presidents making out with their Secretary of State?
Just curious.
Update:
Well... today we got a president and an Education Secretary...

You just know this is a result of all the Cabinet orgies.
Hadley To Replace Rice
This appears to be the new Bush Doctrine- promote those you should fire for incompetence.
link
...on second thought, that's not so new, is it?
Tuesday, November 16, 2004
Ohio Vote To Be Recounted
Half-Life 2, here I come...
Condi In At State
I'm gonna go play Half-Life 2 now.
Huge FCC Power Grab
link
Monday, November 15, 2004
CIA Purge
I'll just add that I think this is one of the most dangerous, destructive and evil occurrences in a neverending string of dangerous, destructive and evil occurrences from this administration.
The guys who were right about the Iraq war are being fired for standing up for the truth. The guys who were wrong are now being promoted. The fact that Bush can get away with this obvious sham in plain view says a lot about our media.
Someone (bigger than us...) needs to call bullshit on this right now.
Powell Quits
He lied to the American people and the world.
Now that he's ruined his credibility hopefully he'll have the decency to slink off into the darkness never to be heard from again.
Update: I should say also that Colin Powell is the most decent and respectable member of the Bush administration. That's how bad they are.
James Carville Resorts To Props On MTP
Yesterday on "Meet The Press" Carville, when confronted with his eight month old prediction of who would be elected president, pulled out a raw egg and slapped it on his head and started giggling, "I got egg on my face! I got egg on my face!"
I think he could have made the point just as effectively and not lost his dignity in the process...
link
We're Going To Invade Mexico
Sunday, November 14, 2004
No Fucking Way.
I say again: NO FUCKING WAY.
That's a medical device of some sort. Gotta be. We'd be hearing about Cheney's persistent back problems otherwise...
This seems more likely:

Can't wait to see Charlie Gibson ask Cheney about this bulge...
Friday, November 12, 2004
New Department of Justice Seal
Okay... Um... Eww...
Upon closer inspection, it seems the vice president’s smile was not his biggest, ahem, asset. Is that what we think it is?link
“You’re not imagining it,” Guldan says of the unintentionally revealing photo.
Let’s just say the snugness of Cheney’s pants left little to the imagination, and we’re not talking about his waistline.
"Blackwill" -- Sounds Like A Harry Potter Villain
The Internets Are Down
Someone (not me) cut the wrong wire or flipped the wrong switch yesterday and cut off my internets, so I couldn't post all my incisive and witty commentary or ride the Daily Show's glory by posting clips.
Lemme tell you, it's like living in the early '90s- I see a hot girl on TV and I can't instantly find naked pictures of her. That ain't a world I wanna live in.
A team of internets repair technicians are supposed to arrive shortly to fix the problem, but I'll never forget the night I lived without the info-cyber-dubyadubya-interweb-net, and without fresh pr0n.
(By the way, I'm posting this via a revolutionary new process- first I write the post longhand on parchment dating from the 1700's, the text is then transferred from the parchment to a grain of rice using laser calligraphy, the grain of rice is mailed to a PO box Sandusky, Ohio. There the grain of rice is lost. So then I just go in to work and type the post there.)
Thursday, November 11, 2004
Bush All Pumped For Iraqi Presidential Election...
The LA Times:
"Well, I'm confident when people realize that there's a chance to vote on a president, they will participate," President Bush said Wednesday when asked whether the participation of Sunni Muslims would be necessary to make the elections free and fair.I guess this is what happens when you refuse to read the newspaper.
Bush went on to draw a comparison with recent presidential elections in Afghanistan.
"As I reminded our citizens prior to the Afghanistan elections, there's a deep desire in every soul to vote and to be free, and to participate in the presidential elections," he said.
In fact, Iraqis will not choose their president directly. They will be voting to choose a National Assembly of 275 members, which will elect from its members a president and two deputies and write a constitution.
link
The Onion:
FCC Stops ABC Stations From Airing Saving Private Ryan
The FCC has created a system where broadcast stations are unable to air realistic, edgy material for fear of fines and other less obvious consequences. Case in point- Saving Private Ryan.
More than 20 ABC affiliates have decided not to air Saving Private Ryan for fear of reprisal from the FCC.
When Bono said the word "fucking" during the 2003 Golden Globe awards the FCC ruled that use of the word was "indecent and profane." Since the word "fuck" appears in various forms throughout SPR it would appear that this movie is, by definition, indecent and profane. I can understand why the ABC affiliates would hesitate.
When ABC asked the FCC to clear their SPR broadcast they refused, saying they only act on complaints. To do otherwise would be censorship. So broadcasters aren't allowed to ask where the line is, but once they cross it they're fined millions. If they don't pay up right away the FCC exerts pressure on other facets of their business until they pay.
Quite a scam Colin Powell's son is running over there.
So it comes down to this: We live in a country where a federal body decides what the American public can and cannot see, not directly, but through threats and intimidation. The segment of the population most directly effected by this regulation? The poor.
Which all makes me wonder- when will we start legislating C-sections so that newborns aren't exposed to female genitalia at birth?
link
SorryEverybody.com
Wednesday, November 10, 2004
Alberto "Quaint" Gonzales...
When I see this, "quaint" isn't exactly a word that springs to mind... but whatever.
Democratic leaders should be raising holy hell, but they seem to be resigned to accepting this scumbag.
Hey Democrats, get a fucking spine. It's gut check time- we all watched Porter Goss as he promised not to be partisan during the confirmation process, then hired four Republicans staffers for the top posts in the agency.
It's pretty obvious that Bush is surrounding himself with a cabal of boot-lickers who will do and say anything he and his advisors tell them to do, all in a dark chasm of secrecy.
That is not how this government is supposed to work, but what's that old saying about absolute power? That's right- abso-fucking-lutely.
Any flicker of hope for the ideal of an open and honest government died November 2nd, 2004- and the folks on our side seem to be peeing their pants instead of actually doing something about it.
Slowness...
I've got an admission to make. I'm an addict.
The most recent release from RockStar Games- Grand Theft Auto- San Andreas has taken up all my free time- time which was usually dedicated to this site.
Things should return to normal shortly- I'm pretty sure I hit bottom tonight, I'm Googling 12 step programs as we speak.
1. Exit polls just aren't that wrong. Any statistics expert is going to point out that it's highly unlikely that all of the polls were so far off. I wonder if there's a statistical study on the probability of the exit polls being so far off from the actual results ... I bet it's pretty low.
2. Lessig points out that Democratic counties in Florida seem to have defected to Bush in this election, while voting Democrat on the rest of their ballot. Do you know a single Bush-Democrat crossover voter?
I know Kerry and Edwards have given up, likely because both candidates want to run in 2008. I know the media has packed up and gone back to writing hit stories on college students who stole the new Green Day album online. I know the president says he has a mandate. But there's still work here to be done, if, for no other reason, to prevent future problems.
Tuesday, November 09, 2004
Ashcroft Quits- Says Crime, Terrorism Are Things Of The Past
Quick review:
- Lost to a dead man
- He told the FBI he didn't want to be briefed anymore on terrorism in July, 2001 (that worked out nicely, didn't it?)
- Spent $8,650 to cover a statue's boob
- Tommy Fucking Chong
- He hates your freedoms, (and unlike Osama actually managed to take many of them away)
- He's 0 for 5,000.
I say again, what a fucking tool.
Cakewalk
Monday, November 08, 2004
Dubyamovie.com
Daily Show Video- Back In Black: Ballot Initiatives
Bulge (Yes, Again...)
- A Secret Service source says it was a bullet proof vest.
- We'll never know for sure.
link
The point here is he'll lie to your face about the little things... why trust him on the big things?
Sunday, November 07, 2004
Daily Show Clip- Election Aftermath
Covered in the clip:
- International reaction to the election
- Bush's new "One Question" rule
- "Political Capital"
- Mr. Arafat is not dead.
link
Iraq Declares 60-Day State Of Emergency
link
I thought if you give the terra-ists a deadline they'll just wait until one day after the deadline- remember- they's only gotta be right once to kill our freedoms!
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So, now that the election is over all the bad news the Bush administration was able to cover up before the election is finally seeping out.
Seriously- check out this article keeping in mind the election was held Nov. 2nd:
WASHINGTON, Nov. 5 - American intelligence agencies have tripled their formal estimate of shoulder-fired surface-to-air missile systems believed to be at large worldwide, since determining that at least 4,000 of the weapons in Iraq's prewar arsenals cannot be accounted for, government officials said Friday.It would take someone exceedingly stupid not to see how ridiculous and corrupt this is. Unfortunately, as we learned recently, 51% of our country is in that camp.
Igorance is bliss. Terra terra terra!
Friday, November 05, 2004
One Soldier's Opinion...
If you voted for Bush, didn't vote, or voted no on gay marriage, I hope you get drafted.link via MeFi
I hope they stick you in my unit, and you go with me to Iraq when my unit goes back in September. I will laugh when you see what soldiers in that country face on a daily basis. I hope you work with gay soldiers too. I did. One of them saved my life. Think he shouldn't have the right to get married? Fuck you. He fought just as hard as I did and on most days, did his job better than me. Don't tell me gays don't have the same rights you do.
Think the war in Iraq is a good thing? I'll donate my M-16 to you and you can go in my place.
U.S. Citizens Consider Moving To Canada
Tough call...
link
Light Posting...
I'm sure I'll have some video up this weekend, since the Daily Show has had some good stuff- though if you need a fix right away Lisa Rein is posting clips galore.
Here's A Shocker...
A computer error involving one voting-machine cartridge gave President Bush 3,893 extra votes in a Gahanna precinct.link
Franklin County’s unofficial results gave Bush 4,258 votes to Democratic challenger John Kerry’s 260 votes in Precinct 1B, which votes at New Life Church on Stygler Road. Records show only 638 voters cast ballots in that precinct.
Matthew Damschroder, director of the Franklin County Board of Elections, said Bush received 365 votes there.
The remaining 13 voters who cast ballots either voted for other candidates or did not vote for president.
Damschroder said he received some calls yesterday from people who saw the error when reading the list of poll results on the election board’s Web site.
"It’s why the results on election night are unofficial," Damschroder said.
Thursday, November 04, 2004
Purple America
link
Concession Speech
Hungary Pulls Out Of Iraq Coalition
Wednesday, November 03, 2004
Yeah- What This Guy Says...
As Far As I'm Concerned...

Thanks HardJustice!
Kerry Concedes
Busy Busy...
Update: Blogger is sucking today.
Diebold Delivers!
Still, with all that going against Kerry, he's had a hell of a showing.
Tuesday, November 02, 2004
Close
Unfortunately I've got an early morning tomorrow... Gotta go to bed sometime. See you in the morning- good luck to whoever you voted for.
Live Daily Show
C-SPAN Map
Zogby Predictions Are Encouraging...
Wow Is This Stuff Boring.
...and more closeups of Wolf- I ain't gay, but he stirs something in me.
Exclusive Exit Poll Numbers
6, 14, 11, 167, 42.
As always, take these with a grain of salt.
Oh- I did get in to vote around lunch time- amazingly enough my ward had no wait, the other ward sharing the polling place looked to have around 100 people in line.
In and out in three minutes.
Fair & Balanced
Fox poll shows Bush up by 2.
Headline: "Fox Poll: Bush Up By Two Points Over Kerry"
November 1:
Fox poll shows Kerry up by 2.
Headline: "Fox National Poll: Voters Split."
(stolen nearly word for word from Andrew Sullivan... never thought I'd say that....)
Wow
For The Record...
Monday, November 01, 2004
FOX & Friends Lies To You
They lie, they cover for Bush, and they try to create a dust storm to obscure the truth. When the facts are inconvenient they're ignored.
After the storm, here's what we know: Bush lost 377 tons of high explosives which are now being used against our troops- and FOX News won't report it.
link

Blarrgh! Terra Terra Terra!
Rumors Of A Draft: "Flatly True"
"A lot of people who want to portray your young people as out of control or afraid are people in John Kerry's campaign who are running this scare tactic of saying there's gonna be a draft. Not only is it- is it flatly true, as the president and the militiary leadership will tell you, but what it says is that John Kerry thinks he can control young people by using scare tactics-"
Here's the video
Bob- I don't think John Kerry has to say much of anything about the draft, you just need to keep on talking. We're getting the message.


It's Leaking.
T-Shirt Wars: Stark Contrast
(Actual quotes)
Kerry event:
"We hold the right to remove you, but other than that, enjoy and hopefully at the end of the event you'll want to wear a Kerry T-shirt."
Bush event:
"Hey folks, it's a private event. Can you find your way to the nearest exit? Maybe some law enforcement can help?"
link
Follow The Law? That Stuff's For Chumps
Lawyers for many of the detainees, including the ones named in the Supreme Court ruling, say the Bush administration is purposely ignoring the justices' mandate and stalling.Can't wait to get some adults in there and clean up this mess. This shit is really indefensible. If we're attempting to be a beacon of freedom for the rest of the world, what does it say about us when we give up following the law when it gets hard?
They cite the government's refusal to acknowledge that detainees are entitled to free access to lawyers to make their cases before federal judges. More broadly, they argue that the government is still trying to argue issues it has already lost in the Supreme Court, especially that the detainees have full rights to challenge their detentions in lower federal courts.
The Justice Department responded to demands by the detainees' lawyers with language remarkably similar to that it used almost two years ago in the case it has already lost.
Once the president decides he's above the law, it's not like the Supreme Court can stop him- at least, not this Supreme Court... We'll be repairing this damage for decades. With any luck, the repairs will start tomorrow.





